fort
Panel 1: ((Soldiers standing outside a fort)) Soldier 2: ...
Panel 2: ((Closeup of soldiers 1 and 2)) Soldier 2: What happens if we STOP holding down the fort?
Panel 3: ((Image of the fort floating away)) Fort: WHEEEEEEE
Soldier 2: crap. All other soldiers: ! Soldier 4: ...
{{Title text: that's the third time this week.}}